I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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