that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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