he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
