You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
