He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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