I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i out mim tonsoeep
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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