everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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