Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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