Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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