And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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