That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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