i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This is the high leading the old right now
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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