I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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