i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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