Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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