I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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