then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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