This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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