Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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