i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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