For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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