he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
