Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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