No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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