i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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