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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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