So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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