Where did you get a picture of my penis
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
