haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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