Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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