i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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