I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
he was CRYING into my vagina
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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