I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my vag is so smooth its legendary
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm sobbing to NWA
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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