Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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