just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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