only if we run a train.
done.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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