is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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