fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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