This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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