if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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