My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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