Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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