omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My vagina is very pro this idea
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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