So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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