drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
