the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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