Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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