Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Terrible idea I love it
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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