They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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