He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
