But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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