As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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