If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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