That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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