Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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