yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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