in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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