I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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