elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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